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Showing posts with label Part of the bonus of having kids is acting like an ass to embarrass them. Oh yeah.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Part of the bonus of having kids is acting like an ass to embarrass them. Oh yeah.. Show all posts

Monday, June 15, 2009

Rockin' with the blue hairs...

Playlist at Giant - yes, they are still kicking the tunes at my grocery store:

Hungry Like the Wolf- Duran Duran (and I just knew this would be a good trip to the store!)

Everybody Wants You- Billy Squier (can I get a "hell yeah!")

Quick step off the Cool Train with a little number by John Mayer, who, incidentally looks adorable unless you see him singing. Holy spaz, batman.

C'est La Vie- Robbie Neville (that's just the way it goes...that's right!)

Photograph- Def Leppard

So, no ONJ dude today, sadly...but I did see another soccer-mom-ish type in the aisle with me when "Everybody Wants You" was on. I noticed she was mouthing the words right along with me. It crossed my mind to throw up the devil horns and do a mini headbang thrash, but she did not seem to be the type who would be receptive to that nonsense. So I rocked out, but on the inside. My friends and I actually made up a little dance to the B. Squier song back in the day, and I was doing it just like I was 15 again. Just on the inside. Maybe I should have busted a move so I could be someone else's entertainment. But it seemed like little fun since I did not have any kids with me to embarrass. A little old blue haired lady passed by, and I thought about throwing up the sign to her, but thought the better of it. Might have given her palpitations. You know they just don't get us "young people". Shut up. I was young to her.

Next time I will make sure the kids are with me. And maybe I will wear some acid-washed jeans, too. With rips in them. In the butt area.