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Showing posts with label My grocery store plays no muzak. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My grocery store plays no muzak. Show all posts

Monday, January 5, 2009

Dear dude at the grocery store,

I saw you. Sure did. And I know you know I saw you, too. I know the store was pretty empty today with only a handful of bluehair shoppers, but I came up that aisle where you thought you were alone. And I saw you.


Breaking it down to Oliva Newton-John's "Physical" blaring from the ceiling speakers.


Damn, it was a good time, watching you. And, yes, I saw the shoulder shimmy you broke into when Liv was singing "...animal, animal..." Holy crap on a cracker, that's entertainment.


I tried to be stealth, so as not to stop the show, but dangit, you saw me. Only for a second though. I noticed you did not want to make any real eye contact. Can't say I blame you. I think you must have high-tailed it out of there after that, because I looked for you when Yes's "Owner of a Lonely Heart" came on. I wanted to see what you could do with that jam.


So, thanks, dancing queen. You made my trip to Giant a good time today.


Sincerely,

Trace (who is still giggling...)