Faux chocolate. Who eats this crap?
Chocolate lollipops should be illegal. That includes Tootsie Pops, when the "pop" part is chocolate. The cherry and orange ones are fab-u-loso. But there are few things that taste nastier than a chocolate lolly. Exccept maybe this...
Seriously? Chocolate soda? Gag.
And while this is not technically something you eat, it is something you can taste. And wow doesn't it look just scrumptious? Ewww...
And if you are lucky enough to live in the Philippines, you can get your hands on this...
Yes, my friends, that is chocolate toothpaste. Bet it tastes as gnarly as you think. And what does one's breath smell like in the morning after brushing with this? Musty chocolate?
I like chocolate. I do. But if I am eating chocolate, it had better be the real thing. Don't give me chocolate-flavored. If I am spending my allotted caloric intake, make it worth my while, damnit.
Yeah, baby. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
4 comments:
Amen, sister!
I'm craving brownies right now and your post made it worse.
chocolate=good stuff!
It's the tag lines that always crack me up the most! :)
ps-where does chocolate-scented body wash and/or lotion rate??
YUM! I agree. Although my only exception is the tootsie pops. I do sometimes eat the chocolate although grape is definitely my favorite. ;)
Awww man.... I LOVE TOOTSIE ROLLS!
What do yo think about um..chocolate flavoured um,er,ah...sexy lotions? LOL!
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