We recently had a new store open in town.
Oh, HomeGoods, where have you been all my life? I am in love...even as my husband curses you.
Now, I admit, when I first went in, this gave me pause...
"Hey, want to sit on my c***?"
(Of course, you could always point out here just how "little and cute" his c*** is. That always goes over well with the fellas.)
Better to just go with a cat or donkey decorating motif.