Saturday, July 11, 2009


I need a dose of girly. Like, right now.

Normally, I am totally into all things "boy". Hell, what choice do I have? I am surrounded by 'em. But today was the cherry on the testosterone sundae. The middle kid asked me if (and I quote...) "my balls were batwings." Oh, yes he did.

Little sidenote for those of you who are male-challenged...when it is hot outside, apparently the dangly boy parts tend to stick to the inside of their legs, creating a sort of "batwing" effect.

There you have it. And yes, I did explain that the correct terminology was "testicles", and that indeed, mommy does not possess said parts.

I think I need to go get a pedicure or hang out in Bath and Body Works for a little while.


Anonymous said...

One of my favorite quotes about said body parts were from Elaine on Seinfeld from the Shrinkage episode. "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Anna said...

gotta love those days!
and when the littlest one tells you "mommy you broke your weenie off"

Samantha said...

LoL I have never heard them called bat wings before. Love it! Thanks for the laugh.