Dear David Letterman,

Yeah. And that would be you.

If you are going to have the cojones, nads, whatever you want to call it, to tell a tasteless joke about a 14 year old girl (or even an 18 year old...really, does 4 years make her fair game?) then please just stick by it, for crap's sake. I loved the apology. It was so sincere (read:forced). It was crude, it was tasteless, and it was hurtful. But then again, you have no idea what it is like to be a 14 year old girl, do you? Girls that age are veeeery sensitive, and always believe the worst in themselves. They can hear a hundred compliments, and just one negative, and guess what sticks in their heads?

Just because she is Sarah Palin's daughter doesn't make her fodder for your stupid "humor". Asshat.

I used to like you, but I am getting that creepy old guy in the neighborhood, leering at young girls vibe. It does not work for you.

You are a tool.

Sincerely,

Angry Trace who happens to be PMSing if you were wondering.