Are you ready for some FOOTBALL???!!!

Yeah. Me neither.

The hubs is nerdally into it, and belongs to two Dork Leagues....I mean Fantasy Football Leagues. Yes, one was just not enough, so he is in two. Well, one he belongs to, and the other, he runs. So, his time is being spent online, buying FF magazines, researching the best QBs/running backs/linemen, who is sucking from week to week, who he wants to trade, blah de blah de freaking blah. He talks about stats, injuries, and yards. I am guessing this is just as boring for me as it is for him when I talk to him about shopping, sales, and shoes. (Although how could it be? That stuff is dadgone scintillating!) I do feel myself going to a happy place when he starts babbling. A place with racks and racks of Jimmy Choos, where my foot is a petite size 6 1/2, and the salesmen are straight out of an Ambercrombie ad...helping me try on shoes while whispering sweet nothings in my ear, "And these...are 40% off" ....

..."Listen, Tray, are you paying attention? I think I am going to trade for another QB....hello, hello...?"

My contribution? "Hey, you should pick Tony Romo for your team. He's hot."

When is the Super Bowl already? Stick a fork in me...I am so done.