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Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Halloween is over, bring on Christmas! Ok, well, technically, Thanksgiving, and THEN Christmas, but do we really count Thanksgiving? I can tell you that my kids don't. I was explaining the fact that November brings Thanksgiving, to which, Hunter said, "What do we do on Thanksgiving?" How exciting to be able to reply, "Well, we all get together and EAT! Woooo!"


This was met by a blank stare and a kid who was obviously waiting for either the rest of the story or a punchline. "What do we eat?"


"Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes..."


"Bleh. Can I just eat chicken nuggets?"


"Yeah, I suppose..."


"Then what do we do?"


"Well, we usually go for a walk, the guys watch some football or take a little snooze..."


"Oh. That sounds not very exciting."


He calls 'em like he sees 'em, to which I have no choice but reply, "I suppose you're right."


All he wants to know is when is our Disney trip, how many days until Christmas, and does Santa REALLY see him all the time? Like, even when he is peeing, or dropping a deuce?


I am hoping with the passing of Halloween, the littlest kid's obsession with his Super Mario costume can get wrapped up. He insists on wearing it outside to play. Oh, and complete with mustache. He was getting the overalls all muddy the other day, so I had him change into regular clothes, but he insisted on keeping the mustache painted on. I feel quite sure the UPS guy who made a delivery to our house that day now firmly believes that hormones in milk are causing our kids to experience early puberty.

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